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              <tr> <td class="body">For an 18-month suspension, I feel I probably 
                  should have torn it off. Then at least I could say, 'Look, I've 
                  returned to South Africa with the guy's ear.'<br>
                  <b>Johan le Roux</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">After biting Sean Fitzpatrick's ear.<br>
                  </span><br>
                  I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one 
                  thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby.<br>
                  <b>Jim Glennon</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">Irish rugby player.<br>
                  </span><br>
                  A bomb under the West car park at Twickenham on an international 
                  day would end fascism in England for a generation.<br>
                  <b>Philip Toynbee</b> <br>
                  <br>
                  A major rugby tour by the British Isles to New Zealand is a 
                  cross between a medieval crusade and a prep school outing.<br>
                  <b>John Hopkins</b><br>
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                  I don't know about us not having a Plan B when things went wrong, 
                  we looked like we didn't have a Plan A.<br>
                  <b>Geoff Cooke</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">After England had been humbled by New Zealand 
                  in the World Cup semi-final, 1995.<br>
                  </span><br>
                  Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They've taken our 
                  coal, our water, our steel. They buy our houses and they only 
                  live in them for a fortnight every 12 months. What have they 
                  given us? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled 
                  and punished by the English - and that's who you are playing 
                  this afternoon.<br>
                  <b>Phil Bennett</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">Pre-game pep talk before facing England, 
                  1977.<br>
                  </span><br>
                  Tony Ward is the most important rugby player in Ireland. His 
                  legs are far more important to his country than even those of 
                  Marlene Dietrich were to the film industry. A little hairier, 
                  maybe, but a pair of absolute winners.<br>
                  <b>C.M.H. Gibson</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">Wales v Ireland match programme (1979).<br>
                  </span><br>
                  We've lost seven of our last eight matches. Only team that we've 
                  beaten was Western Samoa. Good job we didn't play the whole 
                  of Samoa.<br>
                  <b>Gareth Davies</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">Welsh rugby player, 1989.<br>
                  </span><br>
                  England's coach Jack Powell, an immensely successful businessman, 
                  has the acerbic wit of Dorothy Parker and, according to most 
                  New Zealanders, a similar knowledge of rugby.<br>
                  <b>Mark Reason</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">Total Sport (1996).<br>
                  </span><br>
                  Rugby is not like tea, which is good only in England, with English 
                  water and English milk. On the contrary, rugby would be better, 
                  frankly, if it were made in a Twickenham pot and warmed up in 
                  a Pyrenean cauldron.<br>
                  <b>Dennis LaLanne</b><span class="bodysi"><br>
                  </span><br>
                  The French selectors never do anything by halves; for the first 
                  international of the season against Ireland they dropped half 
                  the three-quarter line.<br>
                  <b>Nigel Starmer-Smith</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">BBC TV (1974).<br>
                  </span><br>
                  The job of Welsh coach is like a minor part in a Quentin Tarantino 
                  film: you stagger on, you hallucinate, nobody seems to understand 
                  a word you say, you throw up, you get shot. Poor old Kevin Bowring 
                  has come up through the coaching structure so he knows what 
                  it takes ... 15 more players than Wales have at present.<br>
                  <b>Mark Reason</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">Total Sport (1996).<br>
                  </span><br>
                  The only hope for the England rugby union team is to play it 
                  all for laughs. It would pack them in if the public address 
                  system at Twickenham was turned up full blast to record the 
                  laughs at every inept bit of passing, kicking or tackling. The 
                  nation would be in fits ... and on telly the BBC would not need 
                  a commentator but just a tape of that Laughing Policeman, turning 
                  it loud at the most hilarious bits.<br>
                  <b>Jim Rivers</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">Letter to The Guardian (1979).<br>
                  </span><br>
                  This looks a good team on paper, let's see how it looks on grass.<br>
                  <b>Nigel Mellville</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">On England's new look against Australia, 
                  1984.<br>
                  </span><br>
                  You can go to the end of time, the last World Cup in the history 
                  of mankind, and the All-Blacks will be favourites for it.<br>
                  <b>Phil Kearns</b><span class="bodysi"><br>
                  </span><br>
                  Mothers keep their photo on the mantelpiece to stop the kids 
                  going too near the fire.<br>
                  <b>Jim Noilly</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">On the Munster pack, BBC TV 1995.<br>
                  </span><br>
                  Your hands can't catch what your eyes can't see.<br>
                  <b>Martin Offiah</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">Nike rugby boot advert 1993.<br>
                  </span><br>
                  Rugby is played by men with odd shaped balls.<br>
                  <b>Car bumper sticker</b><span class="bodysi"><br>
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                  The pub is as much a part of rugby as is the playing field.<br>
                  <b>John Dickenson</b><span class="bodysi"><br>
                  </span><br>
                  The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting 
                  harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.<br>
                  <b>Virginia Graham</b><br>
                  <span class="bodysi">US writer and commentator, referring to 
                  the 'muddied oafs' image conjured up by Rudyard Kipling in his 
                  poem 'The Islanders' (1903).</span></td>
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