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<h3>Best D. Morgan Quotes: The most famous quotes by D. Morgan</h3>
<p class="quote">If you hear a different drummer &#8212; dreamer, take a chance . . . The road you choose to travel means the difference in the dance. — <em>D. Morgan</em></p>
<h3>Best Edmund S. Morgan Quotes: The most famous quotes by Edmund S. Morgan</h3>
<p class="quote">Children whose curiosity survives parental discipline and who manage to grow up before they blow up are invited to join the Yale faculty. Within the university they go on asking their questions and trying to find the answers &#8230; it is a place where the world&#8217;s hostility to curiosity can be defied. — <em>Edmund S. Morgan</em></p>
<h3>Best Edward P. Morgan Quotes: The most famous quotes by Edward P. Morgan</h3>
<p class="quote">A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it. — <em>Edward P. Morgan</em></p>
<h3>Best G. Campbell Morgan Quotes: The most famous quotes by G. Campbell Morgan</h3>
<p class="quote">The Jesus that men want to see is not the Jesus they really need to see. — <em>G. Campbell Morgan</em></p>
<h3>Best Henry Morgan Quotes: The most famous quotes by Henry Morgan</h3>
<p class="quote">A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can&#8217;t help himself. — <em>Henry Morgan</em></p>
<h3>Best John Pierpoint Morgan Quotes: The most famous quotes by John Pierpoint Morgan</h3>
<p class="quote">A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. — <em>John Pierpoint Morgan</em></p>
<h3>Best Marabel Morgan Quotes: The most famous quotes by Marabel Morgan</h3>
<p class="quote">Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is a matter of quality the other, a matter of time. — <em>Marabel Morgan</em></p>
<h3>Best Robin Morgan Quotes: The most famous quotes by Robin Morgan</h3>
<p class="quote">Don&#8217;t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange. — <em>Robin Morgan</em></p>
<h3>Best Ted Morgan Quotes: The most famous quotes by Ted Morgan</h3>
<p class="quote">The elective system &#8230; offered a bewildering freedom of choice, leaving some graduates with the impression that they had nibbled at dozens of canaps of knowledge and never had their fill. — <em>Ted Morgan</em></p>
<p class="quote">Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it. — <em>Ted Morgan</em></p>
<h3>Best Cristion Morgenstern Quotes: The most famous quotes by Cristion Morgenstern</h3>
<p class="quote">Home is not where you live but where they understand you. — <em>Cristion Morgenstern</em></p>
<h3>Best Julie Morgenstern Quotes: The most famous quotes by Julie Morgenstern</h3>
<p class="quote">If you&#8217;re afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart Nobody&#8217;s perfect. Besides, your attempts to hide your flaws don&#8217;t work as well as you think they do. — <em>Julie Morgenstern</em></p>
<p class="quote">How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us — <em>Julie Morgenstern</em></p>
<h3>Best Berthe Morisot Quotes: The most famous quotes by Berthe Morisot</h3>
<p class="quote">The love of nature is consolation against failure. — <em>Berthe Morisot</em></p>
<h3>Best Alanis Morissette Quotes: The most famous quotes by Alanis Morissette</h3>
<p class="quote">You live, you learn You love, you learn You cry, you learn You lose, you learn You bleed, you learn You scream, you learn — <em>Alanis Morissette</em></p>
<p class="quote">What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. — <em>Alanis Morissette</em></p>
<p class="quote">I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. — <em>Alanis Morissette</em></p>
<h3>Best Akio Morita Quotes: The most famous quotes by Akio Morita</h3>
<p class="quote">Curiosity is the key to creativity. — <em>Akio Morita</em></p>
<h3>Best Lisa Moriyama Quotes: The most famous quotes by Lisa Moriyama</h3>
<p class="quote">If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings. — <em>Lisa Moriyama</em></p>
<h3>Best Christopher Darlington Morley Quotes: The most famous quotes by Christopher Darlington Morley</h3>
<p class="quote">Time is a flowing river. Happy those who allow themselves to be carried, unresisting, with the current. They float through easy days. They live, unquestioning, in the moment. — <em>Christopher Darlington Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to tell them that they loved them. — <em>Christopher Darlington Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">There is only one success &#8230; to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. — <em>Christopher Darlington Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">There is no squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow. — <em>Christopher Darlington Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">In every man&#8217;s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration of beauty. — <em>Christopher Darlington Morley</em></p>
<h3>Best Christopher Morley Quotes: The most famous quotes by Christopher Morley</h3>
<p class="quote">Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are really important, others not and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. — <em>Christopher Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity. — <em>Christopher Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">There is only one success &#8211; to be able to spend your life in your own way. — <em>Christopher Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love. — <em>Christopher Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">Life is a foreign language all men mispronounce it. — <em>Christopher Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. — <em>Christopher Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">Cherish all your happy moments they make a fine cushion for old age. — <em>Christopher Morley</em></p>
<h3>Best John Morley Quotes: The most famous quotes by John Morley</h3>
<p class="quote">You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. — <em>John Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat. — <em>John Morley</em></p>
<p class="quote">They are the guiding oracles which man has found out for himself in that great business of ours, of learning how to be, to do, to do without, and to depart. — <em>John Morley</em></p>
<h3>Best John Viscount Morley Quotes: The most famous quotes by John Viscount Morley</h3>
<p class="quote">It is not enough to do good one must do it the right way. — <em>John Viscount Morley</em></p>
<h3>Best Robert Morley Quotes: The most famous quotes by Robert Morley</h3>
<p class="quote">Anyone who works is a fool. I don&#8217;t work &#8211; I merely inflict myself upon the public. — <em>Robert Morley</em></p>
<h3>Best W. G. Morrice Quotes: The most famous quotes by W. G. Morrice</h3>
<p class="quote">Christians rejoice because God is their heavenly Father who forgives the penitent, because God sent his Son into the world for the salvation of all who have faith, because Jesus Christ not only died but was raised again from the dead and because joy is one of the ninefold fruits of the Spirit. — <em>W. G. Morrice</em></p>
<h3>Best Desmond Morris Quotes: The most famous quotes by Desmond Morris</h3>
<p class="quote">We never stop investigating. We are never satisfied that we know enough to get by. Every question we answer leads on to another question. This has become the greatest survival trick of our species. — <em>Desmond Morris</em></p>
<h3>Best M. Morris Quotes: The most famous quotes by M. Morris</h3>
<p class="quote">Blindness and error can change a life as surely as judgment and reason can. — <em>M. Morris</em></p>
<h3>Best Tom Morris Quotes: The most famous quotes by Tom Morris</h3>
<p class="quote">The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them. — <em>Tom Morris</em></p>
<h3>Best Jim Morrison Quotes: The most famous quotes by Jim Morrison</h3>
<p class="quote">Objects as they exist in time the clean eye and camera give us. Not falsified by seeing. — <em>Jim Morrison</em></p>
<h3>Best Toni Morrison Quotes: The most famous quotes by Toni Morrison</h3>
<p class="quote">I&#8217;m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me. — <em>Toni Morrison</em></p>
<p class="quote">Love is or it ain&#8217;t. Thin love ain&#8217;t love at all. — <em>Toni Morrison</em></p>
<p class="quote">She is a friend of my mind&#8230; The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. — <em>Toni Morrison</em></p>
<h3>Best Mark Morrison-Reed Quotes: The most famous quotes by Mark Morrison-Reed</h3>
<p class="quote">The religious community is essential, for alone our vision is too narrow to see all that must be seen. Together, our vision widens and strength is renewed. — <em>Mark Morrison-Reed</em></p>
<h3>Best Mary Manin Morrissey Quotes: The most famous quotes by Mary Manin Morrissey</h3>
<p class="quote">Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life. And when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fear comes your way, have another thought that is more powerful &#8212; a thought that is love. — <em>Mary Manin Morrissey</em></p>
<h3>Best Dwight Morrow Quotes: The most famous quotes by Dwight Morrow</h3>
<p class="quote">The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get credit. Try, if you can, to belong to the first class, there is far less competition. — <em>Dwight Morrow</em></p>
<h3>Best Lance Morrow Quotes: The most famous quotes by Lance Morrow</h3>
<p class="quote">The real 196s began on the afternoon of November 22, 1963&#8230;.It came to seem that Kennedy&#8217;s murder opened some malign trap door in American culture, and the wild bats flapped out. — <em>Lance Morrow</em></p>
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