These are some of the answers given by a Sardarji who applied for a Medical Entrance Exam: * Antibody - against everyone * Artery - the study of fine paintings * Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria * Benign - what you be after you be eight * Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u * Caesarian Section - a district in Rome * Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing * Cat Scan - searching for lost cat * Chronic - neck of a crow * Coma - punctuation mark * Cyst - short form of sister * Diagnosis - person with slanted nose * Dilate - the late British Princess Diana * Dislocation - shifting place * ! Duodenum - couple in blue jeans * Genes - blue denim * Enema - not a friend * False Labor - pretending to work * Impotent - distinguished / well-known * Labor Pain - hurt at work * Lactose - people without feet * Lymph - walk unsteadily * Microbes - small dressing gowns * Obesity - City of Obe * Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize * Protein - in favor of teens * Pulse - grain * Red Blood Count - Dracula * Secretion - hiding anything * Subcutaneous - not cute enough * Tablet - small table * Tumor - extra pair / you die (stuck here? in Hindi --- tu mar !) * Ultrasound - radical noise * Urine - opposite of you're out * Vein - No exit