Get Paid for Creating Cognitive Dissonance

From the contour, the lemon's axis is vertical. In that case, how can the section show radial lines? I was subconsciously bothered by the label during several showers before I realized what was wrong.

Imagine, someone in a consumer product design company was paid real money to design that label.

Other language problems are endemic to India. The shampoo (right) promises, reasonably enough, that it "softens and vitalizes normal hair". But the conditioner (left) misses a vital "to" and can therefore be interpreted as a means to "dull, lifeless hair".

Expiry dates on perishables sold in India are written along with some hilarious English, including "best used before within six months from the date of manufacture".