Jokes

Humour

Welcome to my broken sense of humour!!!
I'm into dad-jokes, jokes that are so so sooo lame, that they become funny. As you can guess, most of my (non-imaginary) friends hate my jokes. As I really don't have the time to come up with my own jokes, here are a bunch of jokes I've liked from various sources:

(disclaimer: please don't click away from my website cause they're too lame:)

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary.

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

Why are pediatricians always in a big rush?

Because they have little patients (patience).

Back in 2017 I survived a fall without a parachute.

I also survived a spring, summer and winter.

What do you need to make a good movie about broken bones?

An awesome cast.